Yawn!!

Reclining on a couch on a lazy Sunday afternoon after a good(and heavy) lunch with a couple of Archie comics in hand (Sighh!! Yeah!! I still read Archies, Tinkle, Tintin, Asterix and Enid Blyton!! :rolling eyes:), the sambhar and potato slowly work their spell and sleep overcomes you, the book slips and falls down and your eyelids droop heavy with sleep, your mouth slightly open and in this state there is nothing in this world which would induce you to leave that state of inertia and move  your posterior (except of course chocolate ice cream, chennai super kings match or date with george clooeny in that order)
You are in heaven!! Ahhh Bliss
And then suddenly "Kuch khaas hai hum sabhi mein...." your phone rings jarring your senses. You are very very rudely shaken out of your state of inertia and you frantically try to locate the source of the infernal sound while cursing under your breath. You look at the caller id and find that the caller is one pesky aunt or rather an aunt who is normally ok but is decidedly pesky when she calls you at 1 in the afternoon on a sunday. But duty beckons and relatives' calls ought not to be cut and you pick it up making it a point to sound groggy and sleepy.

You : 'Lo
PA(Pesky Aunt):Ayyayo. You were sleeping? Did i wake you up?? I am soooo sorry.
You: Errr. 'ats ok chitti. what 'appened?
PA: Well.. Are u listening
Me: Mm hmm
PA: Amma told me that she has started looking for you
Me: Whaaaa??!!!
PA: There is this nice boy who has done his MS and is working in Texas..

I am not generally a person who is rude to elders but I just cut the call, put my phone in offline mode and went to sleep.
Nice boys doing their MS and working in Texas and pesky aunts disturbing people at 1 in the afternoon on a Sunday can wait till I finish sleeping.
I mean seriously what is it with the nice boy/nice girl definition. Obviously no relative of mine is going to call me up and say "There is a boy who has passed class 5, kills 70 year old ladies for a hobby, molests kids and has peculiar habits like beating wives". Every boy/girl who ever hopes to be married will call themselves nice.
I mean gimme a break. how do u know the boy is "nice"? You have never met him. You only vaguely know his parents and you assume that because they have had a good education and belong to the same caste (ewwwww) as you the boy is 'nice' :-|
Sighhhh!!
India ko koi badlo yaaar!!
 
P.S: CSK lost against RCB!! Sheeeeeeeesh!! What next? Losing to KKR. *shudder* I hope not

7 comments:

Sigh! I can so well understand!
And yes..what is with CSK man! Naak katwadi yaar! Sheesh! :(

May 15, 2009 at 11:01 AM  

I must say yer description of bliss is near similar to self's idea of same gal!! but of course no spicy sambhar rice fer me....make that maggi noodles!! And maybe let it rain a bit too......helps the eyelids droop sooner.

And about CSK, well to tell ya the truth, without haydos's power hitting, we could very nearly be KKR me thinks!!

May 16, 2009 at 12:19 PM  

Echo Echo ! I can SO relate,empathize and sympathize ! :P

May 17, 2009 at 4:23 AM  

I am feeling sleepy in the morning at work after listening to your sleep story...

aah for good home cooked food:(its been very long...

can i come to ur house for lunch plz?:P

May 17, 2009 at 11:18 PM  

And you guessed it right...
CSK Lost to KKR... :(

May 18, 2009 at 5:20 PM  

THEY LOST....

Do u hav a karinaakku r wat (er.. assumin u understand) Shut up wen v move to semifinals

May 19, 2009 at 2:03 AM  

can i come to ur house for lunch plz?:P Someones ready to suicide... Wordsmith, Please grant this poor fellas wish :)
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CSK lost to KKR... lol !!
can't imagine tere ghar ka tune kya haal kiya hoga...

May 19, 2009 at 3:08 AM  

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